We were given jurisdiction of the beast when they moved and didn't have room for it, and so I've been using it like crazy and we've formed a special bond. A fat-burning bond.
I'm gonna NEED a replacement A.S.A.P! Fatty McButterpants is not a good look for me!
Let me know if you know anyone that wants to sell their equipment - all offers will be considered. Well, except this.......
I'm just not that desperate.
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You are hilarious!
dude! my bff has an older model treadmill in their garage for free to anyone with willing to go pick it up! If you are interested let me know :)
I am laughing...I just barely got off my treadmill! I too share a similar bond, and hope you will find another soon. By the way...you look great!
If anyone tried to take my treadmill I'd kill them.. literally! That thing is my best friend!
Ha ha ha ha ha! (evil laugh). I can't wait to get my hands back on that sucker! I'm sorry to be stealing it back, but it is crying out for it's rightful owner!
Oh Miss Fatty-McButterpants, I think you'll survive without the MFBM. To some extent, I very well may NOT survive without it. So, I win. As a consolation prize, I'll give you a Henckel's santuko knife because, I ain't gonna get much use anymore considering I'm gonna be eating through a straw for the next couple of months...
I envy your wonderful bond with something normal. I unfortunately have formed an un-natural bond with the game *gulp* dance dance revolution. no joke. come miraculously burn some fun fat. bring the kiddos. corban loves it too.
My mom's treadmill- just a phone call away, you interested?
We just bought a treadmill. I haven't formed any attachment to it yet but I'm working on it!
I thought having two boys was definitely a fat busting workout.
I don't know how you could bond with a treadmill...seriously...
I hate treadmills...my mom has a cool one with a TV screen and I still hate it. I love walking outside and love ellipticals. I want one so bad! Good luck and I dont think you have much fat to worry about!
LOL. I have a treadmill...it calls to me, but I never listen. :)
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